What do you do....

We get asked all the time what we will do in a session. We do the following:

  • Meet single guys and women.

  • Meet Male female couples.

  • Receive and give protected oral.

  • Have protected penetrative sex with you.

  • Give you protected anal

  • Pussy licking is accepted.

  • Finger play-Fingering.

  • Face sitting.

  • Role play.

  • Both indulge in bisexual play.

  • Spit roast and any other number of positions.

  • Give spanking.

  • Give water sports.

  • Allow coming on the body.

  • Tit fucking.

  • Double blow jobs.

  • Offer humiliation on you.

  • Voyeurism-watch us play.

  • James gives water sports .

  • Give one hour of threesome pleasure £250.

  • Give 45 minutes of threesome pleasure £200

  • Give thirty minutes of threesome pleasure £150

What we don't do

  • Any oral or penetrative sex without a condom.

  • Receive anal sex from you.

  • French kiss you.

  • Receive water sports, scat or any form of hard play.

  • Offer rimming on you.

  • Receive domination submission or humiliation

  • Meet guys with unusually big or thick cock.

  • Attend stag dos

  • Book multi-man meets.

  • Talk to men about booking a female-male couples meet.

  • Party

  • Counsel you into booking.

What will get your number blocked?

  • Trying to negotiate or haggle prices.

  • Sending blurry images of yourself with your best sexy look (hoping for a discount).

  • Messaging or calling between 11 pm and 5.30 am (seriously).

  • Do a video call and be wanking on the screen if we pick up.

  • Sending unrequested dick pictures.

  • Not reading the profile before you message (but if you haven't you won't know that).

  • Generally being a disrespectful dick about my wife.

  • Trying to play sex message ping-pong to get your jollies.

  • Calling on a private number. We just don't pick them up.